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Good God, I'm Verbose

Everyone knows that someone whose mouth is like a running faucet.  Wherever they go, whoever they're with, no matter what situation presents itself, these people talk and talk and talk and keep talking to the point where you figure that perhaps this person's respiratory system is configured such that they need to exhale to live, rather than inhale.  While I am not one of these people I seem to suffer from the same type of affliction when it comes to my writing.  I am too verbose.  Too wordy.  Too excessive in my writing, using too many words and too many sentences to convey a simple thought.  I don't just say it once, make my point and move on.

I guess I've been verbose since I started writing.  I remember back in elementary school when we'd have essay tests the teachers would let me stay after school to finish my essays, as I'd quickly run out of room in the little space given, and fill, literally, pages.  Despite my abundance of writing, I never realized I was verbose, that others wrote less or conveyed more with less effort.  It wasn't until my sophomore year in high school, when a teacher's sole comment on a writing assignmnet was, “Too verbose.”

Nothing hammers home the point of my verbosity affliction than when I write articles for the ASP.NET Dev Center.  My poor editor, Kent Sharkey, usually asks for x 2,000 word articles and y 4,000 word articles, and I typically deliver y 6,000 to 8,000 word articles.  I profusely apologize to the poor soul at Microsoft who has to copy edit my MSDN articles.  My heart goes out to you.

posted on Thursday, February 05, 2004 2:13 PM

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# re: Good God, I'm Verbose 2/5/2004 4:18 PM anonymous

One of those *pour* souls? Shouldn't that be "pore soles"?

Not that I've ever copyedited articles for the MSDN Library. Nuh-uh. Not me. *cough*

# re: Good God, I'm Verbose 2/5/2004 5:18 PM G. Andrew Duthie

Wow. And I thought I was being verbose when my 2K articles kept ending up at 4K. Woohoo! Someone with a bigger (written) mouth than me! :-)

Now I don't have to feel so bad. Except for when my screen caps aren't to spec. :-(

# re: Good God, I'm Verbose 2/5/2004 5:57 PM Scott Mitchell

You're right, anonymous, I needed someone to copy edit this blog entry! I changed the spelling to the correct "poor," thanks.

# re: Good God, I'm Verbose 2/8/2004 7:21 PM Lachlan B

You could have been less verbose and simply written "Scott by default equals -v -v -v". BTW, I think that I'm just as bad.. (see my nethack entry on my website)

# Proof of my Verbosity 2/10/2004 1:13 PM Scott on Writing

# re: Good God, I'm Verbose 4/16/2004 2:42 PM Michele Leroux Bustamante

Hi Scott and Andrew! I just fell upon this page...so I had to comment...you are not alone I tell ya. It is impossible to write a 2000 word article. I just wrapped on up for Kent, tried for 2000-ish, ended up with 4500 words.
Personally, I think the key to condensing any writing (or speaking) effort, is vocabulary. My husband is the king, he can find "the perfect word" that describes what would take most people 3 sentences. I love that...but for the life of me...nuff said.

I guess we should be reading more so we can write less :)

# re: Good God, I'm Verbose 8/7/2004 8:52 AM Giles

succinct.

;-)

# re: Good God, I'm Verbose 8/9/2004 7:02 AM faisal

Verbal diarrhoea is always more desirable than its opposite condition - verbal constipation, to use an anology.

These things are cyclical - and at the moment I am finding that I am more absorbent than porous, to use another anology. So I am spending more time these days reading than writing or talking or being expansive in general. Suits me fine, since there is no dearth of reading material in .Net land at the moment. And I'm deriving lots of information and fun from reading all these verbose blogs.

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